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inzergue: somefrog:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:44:54 -0700

inzergue:

somefrog:

timetrees: honeyglazedchicken: beyond-authority: Update! Mr...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:13:54 -0700

timetrees:

honeyglazedchicken:

beyond-authority:

Update!

Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:58:42 -0700

angelbabyspice: wormsounds: killuo: wormsounds: Would you guys like to see literally the worst...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:43:06 -0700

angelbabyspice:

wormsounds:

killuo:

wormsounds:

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

Yes

You asked for it

ah

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:27:38 -0700

railroadsoftware: bidoof: this is my favorite “clickbait about...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:12:05 -0700

railroadsoftware:

bidoof:

this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture

me when i remember my password in my own mind

benepla: hardingkerriganrpf: benepla: incredibles 1 incredibles 2 frozone incredibles the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:56:37 -0700

benepla:

hardingkerriganrpf:

benepla:

incredibles 1

incredibles 2

frozone

incredibles the third

elastagirl origins

frozone 2

incredible again (4th of main series)

EDNA

the violet chronicles (six part miniseries that aubrey plaza wins emmys for)

elastagirl origins 2: the incredibles (it picks up where the last elastagirl movie leaves off which was at the beginnning of the incredibles so its just the incredibles again)

syndrome

incredibles 5: this time there;s lore

EDNA 2

frozone 3

the dash chronicles (planned for eight movies, first one tanks so hard they delete him from the canon)

EDNA 3

bike boy (about the kid on the bike with the gun)

the incredibles 6: syndrome’s revenge

EDNA 4

EDNA 5 (public demand high for edna mode movies)

EDNA 6

frozone 4: frozen (it’s frozen but all the characters are frozone)

EDNA 7

the incredibles (reboot)

short guy voiced by wallace shaw who was mr. incredible’s boss in the first movie, the movie

EDNA 8

EDNA 9

EDNA 10

All movies then replaed by Edna Mode movies

Hey Bec I just want you to know that the concept of Dashiell Robert Parr being deleted entirely from the Incredibles canon was so funny to me that I had a ten-minute meltdown on my girlfriend’s living room floor and then started crying because my gut hurt so bad from laughing that I thought I was gonna throw up. Thanks

Happy 2 assist :-)

felicityjcnes: MCU Asks || Anonymous asked: Favorite Actor ↳...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:41:10 -0700

felicityjcnes:

MCU Asks || Anonymous asked: Favorite Actor
↳ Sebastian Stan
I find that in social media, the problem is you’re always seeing the best in someone’s life and it’s just not that way. It’s a misconception. Your life is all kinds of colors all the time and people are afraid to show that, I guess.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:25:46 -0700

fussballgoth: fussballgoth: the oracle for the world cup this year is a deaf white cat from st...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:10:13 -0700

fussballgoth:

fussballgoth:

the oracle for the world cup this year is a deaf white cat from st petersburg

HIS NAME IS ACHILLES AND HE GOT HIS FIRST GAME RIGHT

shroomdraws:Sir please don’t drive on that

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:54:38 -0700

shroomdraws:

Sir please don’t drive on that

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:39:03 -0700

cannedviennasnausage: lord-kitschener: thatll-do: yeeeem: yeeeem: yeeeem: wholesome on main...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:23:50 -0700

cannedviennasnausage:

lord-kitschener:

thatll-do:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

wholesome on main

absolutely caring on main

images of my cat on main

fawning over your cat on main

I would die for your cat on main

absolutely in love with your cat on main

otterboss: doubleprongmonkeycon: otterboss: One of the things I love about Leverage is how all of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:08:14 -0700

otterboss:

doubleprongmonkeycon:

otterboss:

One of the things I love about Leverage is how all of the main male characters are giant middle fingers to toxic masculinity.

Like, Nate is shown to suffer through his grief, coping through alcohol, and he’s not portrayed as weak for his emotions.

You think Eliot would be the most obnoxiously masculine person in the show, being a former military black ops dude who busts heads for a living. But he isn’t! He’s passionate about cooking, he loves kids, even when he sleeps around he treats all of those women with an equal amount of respect; when Hardison is affectionate with him he often denies his small moments of reciprocity but instead of getting violent (”gay panic”) he simply goes “Dammit Hardison!” and is embarrassed because Hardison usually does it to embarrass him in front of a girl he’s flirting with, but he’s never ashamed or humiliated.

Speaking of Hardison.

Oh, Hardison.

My dearest, beloved marshmallow.

The most loving and affectionate member of the team is a black man. This guy hacked the bank of Iceland to pay his foster mom’s hospital bills. He plays the violin, he paints, and he just feels so much empathy for the people they help. He’s the first one to go in for a hug, the first one to admit his feelings, this funny and delightful man who is so fiercely protective and loving. He owns up to his weaknesses, admits when he needs someone, is so supportive of his team. The first one on the team to call them a family!

Sometimes I just randomly think about Leverage and want to cry because I have never seen another show that does characters the way Leverage does.

I just want to say that Eliot wore guy-liner in one episode.

I feel like a sham because I completely forgot about that episode! And what’s also great about that episode is that at the same time he displayed a knowledge of fashion while talking to Parker, who was hopelessly confused.

And he tried to play it off as him having slept with a lot of models, but that means that he listens to the women he sleeps with and at least gets to know them on some level. He takes everyone woman he sleeps with seriously and that is so important.

mysharona1987: Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.But...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:52:41 -0700

mysharona1987:

Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.
But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.
You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.
But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.

flirting-with-psychology:The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:37:12 -0700

flirting-with-psychology:

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

tattersby: cagefullofcrows: I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience. Life...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:21:54 -0700

tattersby:

cagefullofcrows:

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

jesussbabymomma: I’m literally so exhausted I hate this bitch (this bitch is me)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:06:09 -0700

jesussbabymomma:

I’m literally so exhausted I hate this bitch (this bitch is me)

shesellsseagulls:They are in the father/son zone and it’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:50:44 -0700

shesellsseagulls:

They are in the father/son zone and it’s embarrassing that they still deny it.

blogging-phelddagrif: controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:35:12 -0700

blogging-phelddagrif:

controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare